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    November 20, 2008
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    From Wig In A Box, the Hedwig tribute album.

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    November 19, 2008
    Tiddy Bear


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    November 18, 2008
    THE OBAMA ERA BEGINS

    All right. Now that the election euphoria has faded to a manageable level, it's time for me to buckle down and get to the task of existing in the new milennium. I shall make four (4) Obama Era Resolutions to kick off the upcoming four-to-eight-year period:


    RESOLUTION THE FIRST

    I shall become an Amazon Marketplace Listing, Selling, and Shipping machine.

    Since I took over these duties, I've had a tough time finding my groove and getting motivated. That time is over. This house is filling up with stuff to be listed. It's straw that must be spun into gold. I will do this. I'm a go crazy on this shit. My wife will fear for my sanity. And rightly so!


    RESOLUTION THE SECOND

    I shall post to this, or a, weblog, at least once per day.

    Either in the morning, before my day begins, or at the end of the evening, with some Quiet Reflection®. Either here at Weirdsmobile or elsewhere. I think the creative/meditative discipline of regular writing would do me a lot of good.


    RESOLUTION THE THIRD

    I shall insist upon quality in all that I do or consume.

    I'm tired of living a Ground Chuck life when I could be living Ribeye.

    Too often, I fill up my days with insubstantial chaff when I'd much rather be doing something meaningful. I'll spend an hour reading lame websites instead of watching a great movie or reading a book, because for some completely irrational reason, the lame website seems "easier" or somehow less of an investment than something edifying.

    If I eat food, it will be either healthy, minimally-processed food, or "entertainment" food that is made of high-quality ingredients.

    Whatever I watch or read will be intellectually or spiritually nourishing. (Keeping in mind that lightweight comedy can also be spiritually healthy.)

    And because rest -- for the body, mind, and spirit -- is as important as work, when I goof off, I will goof off with gusto!


    RESOLUTION THE FOURTH

    I shall be a more positive person.

    The Obama Era is about optimism and hope, about doing something about problems rather than just griping about them.

    So in that spirit, I'm going to minimize the amount of negativity in my life. When I'm angry, I'll try harder to see it for what it is instead of giving into it. When I'm outraged, I'll try harder to respond with grace and humor. When I feel contempt for others, I'll try harder to be understanding and humble.

    And I'm going to try hard to cut down on snark, the kind that's based in self-loathing and self-protective fear. Positive, life-affirming snark: still OK.

    I want the things I say and do to be constructive and helpful. And if I can't help, I can at least try to comfort. And if I can't comfort, I can at least distract.


    THIS IS HOW I SHALL HENCEFORTH ROLL.


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    November 14, 2008
    Thots

    What's great about having a Twitter alter ego who's a foul-mouthed, mean, grotesquely profane alternate-universe version of a beloved entertainer of children is the astounding number of people who are actually unsure whether or not it's really him, or don't even appear to have wondered about it. If I were the actual person, I don't know if I'd be more aggravated by my impersonator, or my fans....


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    November 13, 2008
    Twyla Tharp:
    "Failure Means You've Tried Something That Didn't Work"

    Legendary choreographer Twyla Tharp on creativity. The simple truths are often the most profound. Tharp: "Success means you tried -- possibly -- the same old thing, and, guess what, it still works. That's nice, too. It's the choice to be made."

    Tharp also talks in this clip about creating for its own sake versus creating for recognition/reward. When you focus on the thing you're doing and not whatever might come of it, you create something that is uncompromised, endowed with integrity. People sense the sincerity in the thing, and respond to it.

    Something that particularly struck me from this mini-interview is the idea that merely looking ahead of the thing you're creating can interfere with the creation. Another simple truth, but one I've struggled with my whole life. Tharp is talking about money and fame here, but it can be anything where you're working on the thing but looking at something else out of the corner of your eye.

    It can be on a macro scale. For instance, I've been working on a small creative project for a while now, and it's part of a larger vision. So when I'm thinking about this project, I'm also thinking about how it fits into the bigger picture. Well, guess what, I'm making virtually no progress. Wonder why.

    It also of course goes right down to the most fundamental levels. "Will people like this?" "Will it bomb? Will I look foolish?" To the most basic question, "Is this any good?" When your focus and energy is diverted to pointless and, really, self-sabotaging questions like this, how can anything you create be the best it can be?


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    November 12, 2008
    Podcast #16: Meet El Presidente

    An Evening with Hannah & Bryan #16: Meet El Presidente

    All the post-election jibba-jabba you could possibly endure want...and more!

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    November 12, 2008
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    I love drivin' 'n' cryin' songs.

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    November 11, 2008
    God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut

    On Veteran's Day, some words from one of my best-loved veterans. Kurt Vonnegut, in Slaughterhouse Five:

    I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy...all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

    It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.

    Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not.

    Today is also Kurt Vonnegut's birthday. He would have been 86.


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    November 6, 2008
    This Is What A Mandate Looks Like


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    November 5, 2008
    A Long Time Coming

    We woke up just before six on Tuesday morning. Hannah had the day off. We had volunteered ourselves to assist with the Obama GOTV effort, by driving people to the polls. To me, that seemed like the least terrifying way to help the campaign: you can be fairly sure the people won't be actively hostile, and you don't have to leave your car. It was something I wanted to do back on Election Day in 2004, but I ultimately wimped out. I kind of wanted to wimp out this time, too, but nuh uh. Not this time, no way.

    I had stayed up way too late the night before, trying to figure out some completely inconsequential issue with Movable Type. Too much nervous energy. So I was tired when we woke up. We had no problem getting up and getting ready, though. We got our shit together and were out the door by 7:30. I thought, damn, I wish every day was Election Day!

    I started getting pumped up when we got to the Obama campaign headquarters. They were housed in a dilapidated old building that looked like it maybe had once been a diner. Campaign staff were all over the place, lugging cases of bottled water and snacks, talking on the phone, conferring solemnly over clipboards. All over the place, people were getting shit done. What made the scene inspiring was that, even though this could have been any business office on a Tuesday morning, all these people were here, not to make a buck, to turn the wheels of corporate America, but to elect a President. It wasn't capitalism at work here, but idealism.

    We met up with the dispatcher, Rich, a jovial, bearded older guy, the kind of guy who has a cornball joke for every possible occasion. I kind of admire guys like that, because his brain must be a vast database of jokes, so that, no matter what you say to him, he can instantly cross-reference it with some relevant chestnut.

    Nobody needed a ride at the moment, so Rich told us we could wait around there or leave and hang out elsewhere, as long as we could be reached by phone. We sat and waited for a while, but Hannah wanted to get her crochet stuff and we felt like we were kind of in the way, so we went back home. At home, we discovered that our cats had turned into a couple of domestic terrorists. They had gotten into Hannah's yarn and massacred it. It was strewn all over the living room floor in tangled clumps. Neither it, nor Hannah's reaction, were pretty sights.

    We had a couple of Amazon sales, so I got that together while we waited for the call. It was an odd combination of excitement and utter boredom that would end up characterizing most of our day. Finally the call came, and we leaped into action.

    Unfortunately, that first call turned into the lone downer moment of the day. Someone had come to the campaign office wanting a ride, and I'm not sure if it was Rich or the person waiting, but someone over there was real impatient. We had to drive back to the office from home, and we were at least 10-15 minutes away. Things got pretty tense. I'll leave it at that. By the time we got there, they had gotten someone else to give the person a ride.

    So after that, we stayed put. I parked across the street, and we waited for the next call. It didn't take too long. Someone down the street needed a ride. The Obama Cab swung into action!

    Our passenger was Carrie, a part Native American woman who had moved here recently from Oklahoma, and had lived in Alaska. She worked at a nearby Circle K. I'm pretty much useless at conversation, so I'm glad Hannah was there to talk to her. We talked mostly about health care issues from her perspective as a Native. Interesting stuff. She said she had voted in every presidential election since she was old enough to vote, and was grateful for the ride so she wouldn't have to miss this one. I thought, damn, this is exactly the kind of person I signed up to help!

    I wasn't sure what to expect at the polling stations. I knew there were long lines in some states, but a lot of those didn't have early voting. As it turned out, the crowd was pretty light. Most of the people who were planning to vote in our county had already cast their votes by today. So we were in and out of there fairly quickly.

    We dropped Carrie back off and went back to our parking lot across the street from the office to wait. We had brought Hannah's impossibly tangled mass of yarn, so we spent a good deal of time detangling. I got some gyros from a Greek place down the street -- expensive, but really, really good -- and we ate lunch. Spent a lot of time on our iPhones, tweeting and obsessively refreshing political blogs.

    Carrie ended up being our only passenger of the day, unfortunately. Turnout wasn't all that high that day, and I think the Obama folks had more volunteers than they knew what to do with. So, after waiting about four hours, we called and said we were heading home, but that we'd still be available if things got hectic. I felt a little stymied that we couldn't do more, but I was happy we'd done something.

    Later that evening, we went over to Hannah's mom's to eat food and watch election results. I'm not going to try and sum up the evening, but I tweeted the whole day pretty extensively, so if you like you can go here and work your way backward to see how the evening went.

    There wasn't any doubt in my mind that Obama was going to win, but watching it unfold, following the story all the way to the moment when Obama took the stage for his victory speech, was an experience I will never forget. It was like the dark shroud that's been draped over me for the past eight years was slowly being pulled away. How do you feel, when you've felt one way for almost a decade, and suddenly you don't have to feel that way anymore? How do you know what to feel? How do you even know what it is you're feeling now?

    What's it like to have a President like Obama? I couldn't tell you. Nobody could. That's what we're going to find out over the next few years, I guess. But the way I felt last night, even though I couldn't describe it in a million years, I think it looked kind of like this:


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