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Individual Entries
AFK
08.24.08
Crap-tail Lounge: Reverse Martini
08.23.08
JOEBAMARAMA!
08.23.08
We Saw Obama in Albuquerque...and All You Got Was This Lousy Weblog Entry
08.19.08
Spooky
08.13.08
The Acidic Snail
08.11.08
The Frog Days of Summer
08.10.08
Friday Cat Blogging
08.08.08
Update
08.08.08
Escalator of Life
08.06.08
Google Search Chapped My Hide
08.05.08
Robot Chicken Star Wars Killed My Brain
08.05.08
ReMovable Type
08.04.08
Blank Canvas
08.02.08
(a)This. (b)That.
07.22.08
Dark Knight Made Me Soil My Damn Didies
also, it's storming up a dickens around here
07.18.08
Ira Glass on Getting Creative Work Done
07.08.08
Monday!
07.07.08
Waiting for the Next Creation
06.29.08
Early American
06.22.08
We Got To Pray Just To Make It Today
06.12.08
Let's Get Engaged
06.02.08
Far Away from the North Country
06.01.08
People (continued)
05.29.08
People
05.28.08
So Long, McLovin
05.20.08
Friday Cat Blogging: Meet McLovin
05.16.08
Headnodder's Ball:
Mason Jennings @ The Santa Fe Brewing Company
05.11.08
I Just Wanna Obsessively Redesign My Site...IS THAT SO WRONG???
05.09.08
Dead Pet Blogging
05.07.08
Um
05.02.08
Espanola, NM
05.01.08
Sexy, Sexy Seventies
04.27.08
The Marketplace of Ideas
04.17.08
A Starter Home in Suburban Tempe
04.04.08
He Ain't Dirty...He's My Brother
02.17.08
Moving Day Cometh, And That Right Soon
02.15.08
Why I'm Drinking the Obama Kool-Aid
02.09.08
You'll Never Dry Clean in This Town Again
02.05.08
That's How It's Gonna Be, Huh?
01.23.08
Argh!
01.21.08
Yay Democracy, For the Most Part!!!
01.19.08
1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008
01.18.08
Planets: Our Terrifying and Deadly Friends
01.17.08
The Official Weirdsmobile Endorsement for the 2008 Democratic Nomination: I'm Tired
01.16.08
2008
01.12.08
Lame Duck
01.11.08
The Secret Lives of Dry Cleaners
01.10.08
The End is Near
01.10.08
2007
01.05.08
Recap
01.05.08
Podcast #1: We've Only Just Begun
12.24.07
Customer of the Day
10.08.07
Silver Rocket
10.06.07
bPhone
09.20.07
I Hope You Enjoy My New Direction
09.02.07
I Love the Nightlife
07.31.07
Store's Bath
07.21.07
Mellow Saturday
07.14.07
I think I know I mean ah yes but it's all wrong
07.14.07
Customers
07.13.07
Morning Bitchin'
07.12.07
One Down
07.07.07
The Store
06.22.07
Rantlet
06.19.07
The One Year Itch
06.19.07
Saturday Morning's Alright (For Working My Ass Off)
06.16.07
What's New? Pussycats!
05.26.07
TGIF
05.18.07
Dry Cleaner to the Stars
05.15.07
Genesis 1
05.11.07
Edward Ives
05.11.07
Un Lun Dun by China Melville
05.02.07
Jane Austen at 150
05.01.07
Ice Cream Is So Good I Love It
04.30.07
Macless
04.11.07
Great Moments in Pit Stain Removal
03.30.07
Cleanipedia
03.21.07
Hot Enough For Ya?
03.20.07
Sorry, We're Hiding
02.24.07
The Continuing Adventures of Ranty McGripesalot in the Land of the Frickin' Imbeciles
02.23.07
Veagas, Baby
02.23.07
Seriously?
02.22.07
Gum
02.21.07
Waiting
02.21.07
Thots
02.20.07
Tuesday I Got Saturday On My Mind
02.20.07
Thots
02.15.07
Small Mercies
02.14.07
Site Shite
02.09.07
Slow Morning
02.09.07
Stank Sauce
02.07.07
Waking Up Is Hard to Do
02.01.07
Public Service
01.30.07
I Assure You We Are Open
01.30.07
Not Atypical
01.30.07
Quiet Moments Before the Storm
01.29.07
You're Fired!
01.26.07
The Seven Habits of Awesome Customers
01.26.07
The Five Customers You Meet in Hell, Part 4
01.26.07
Tip o' the Day
01.23.07
The Five Customers You Meet in Hell, Part 3
01.23.07
The Week in Brief
01.23.07
The Five Customers You Meet in Hell, Part 2
01.22.07
Tip o' the Day
01.22.07
The Five Customers You Meet in Hell, Part 1
01.19.07
Tip o' the Day
01.17.07
Consumer Reports
01.16.07
Widowmaker Calls In Sick
01.15.07
Sup
01.13.07
Welcome to the Hellmouth
01.12.07
The Widowmaker
01.11.07
The Boiler Room
01.11.07
What
12.31.06
6 a.m.
12.29.06
Alive
10.22.06
The only thing I'm going to say about the moment my father died.
09.30.06
The last thing I ever did for my dad.
09.30.06
He squeezed my hand once.
09.30.06
I can't get the smell of his blood out of my nose.
09.30.06
I feel my father's impending death less when his relatives are around.
09.30.06
My dad finally looks like my grandfather.
09.30.06
Driving to L.A. before my dad dies.
09.07.06
Recap
09.01.06
Update
08.24.06
Disclaimer
08.13.06
Introduction
08.13.06
My Dad
06.28.06
102˚
06.26.06
Monday Mix Tape 06.21.06
06.21.06
So, the big news...
06.21.06
A Free Man Proposin'
06.19.06
I went back to the bookstore.
06.17.06
Last night I was at Borders with H.
06.16.06
Yogurt Experiment
06.16.06
Self-Troubleshooting
06.09.06
Sometimes You Just Gotta Take the Long Way Around
06.08.06
I'm strangely depressed tonight.
06.02.06
Please tell me it's not this simple.
05.23.06
An Evening with The Weepies
05.10.06
Monday Mix Tape 05.09.06
05.09.06
They Shoot Readers, Don't They? (Part 3)
05.09.06
They Shoot Readers, Don't They? (Part 2)
05.04.06
They Shoot Readers, Don't They? (Part 1)
05.03.06
Bad Erotica #4
04.27.06
An Evening with Rhett Miller
04.25.06
An Evening with Eef Barzelay
04.20.06
No Time for Love, Doctor Jones
04.13.06
Read-a-thon!
04.10.06
Pluto or Bust!
04.08.06
Long time no write.
04.07.06
Grazing
04.06.06
2 a.m. in the Garden of Macromedia & Adobe
04.06.06
Canciones del Amor y de la Tristeza
04.05.06
123456
04.05.06
It's Never "Too Soon" for Quality Entertainment!
04.03.06
An Evening with Neko Case & Martha Wainwright
03.31.06
Last Snow
03.29.06
V
03.24.06
Oscar Party!
03.04.06
Thot for Thursday
03.02.06
Happy Ash Wednesday!
03.01.06
The De-Ballifcation of Elvis Costello
02.25.06
I read your most recent book.
02.23.06
How's it going?
02.22.06
New Journalish Thing
02.17.06
It snowed like crazy today.
02.16.06
Love Is...
02.14.06
Creative Outlet
02.13.06
I Can't Sleep
02.11.06
Criminal
02.08.06
Quote: Salman Rushdie on Not Being Liked
02.06.06
In Praise of NeilMed Sinus Rinse™
02.03.06
My Lungs Feel Like Two Moldy Balls of Goat Cheese Slowly Melting Into Gray Slime Behind the Refrigerator
02.02.06
Crazy, Random Randomnesses
01.31.06
Happy New Year!
01.28.06
What!
01.23.06
Morning Meh!
01.23.06
Colin Meloy at KEXP
01.19.06
An Intimate Evening of From-the-Gut Indie Acoustic Music
01.19.06
How Not to Catch Colds Update
01.17.06
Punt!
01.13.06
The 2005 Mix Tape
01.06.06
How to Not Get Colds (Sober Edition)
01.06.06
2005: The Year in Quiet Reflection
01.05.06
5 From 05
01.04.06
A Very Weirdsmobile Christmas
12.23.05
Getting It Together
12.19.05
I Got Your Blog Update...RIGHT HERE
12.08.05
This is why I never get anything done.
11.21.05
@&#$^*!
11.15.05
Fuck This Shit
11.15.05
I Literally Shit My Pants When I Read This
11.07.05
PostDruWriNi
11.06.05
End
11.06.05
Drunken Comix 3
11.06.05
Drunken Comix 2
11.06.05
Drunken Comix
11.06.05
Paxil Memories
11.06.05
Fragment
11.06.05
The Dance
11.06.05
Bakersfield
11.06.05
Drink #3
11.06.05
When She Loved Me
11.06.05
Fast Car
11.06.05
Drionk #2
11.06.05
1982
11.06.05
Everybody's Talking
11.05.05
Warm Up
11.05.05
Drink #1
11.05.05
Let the Drinking Begin
11.05.05
Fashionably Late
11.05.05
Call for Drunken Writers
11.03.05
NaNoWriMo
11.01.05
Crap, I Forgot to Write Anything About the Rhett Miller Show the Other Night
10.29.05
Oog
10.25.05
Rosa Parks, 1913-2005
10.25.05
What!
10.25.05
¡Jonathan, Te Vas a Emocionar!
10.24.05
NaDruWriNi, NaNoWriMo, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye
10.24.05
Sea Shanties are the New Hip-Hop
10.24.05
Crap
10.22.05
¡Mas Musica!
10.20.05
Restroom Break, Boss?
10.20.05
Thots
10.18.05
Wipe Your Ass Say Yeah
10.18.05
The Autopsy of Trout Fishing in South-Central Wisconsin
10.16.05
Gone Fishin'
10.03.05
Insomnia Helmet
08.24.05
Open Thread
08.24.05
Hastily Written Tales of the Unexpected
08.21.05
Fallen
08.18.05
Presidential Mailbag
08.13.05
Friday Cat Blogging!
08.05.05
Total Eclipse of the Heart
08.02.05
Plaza Napkin: Overheard Convo and Groovy Monster Drawn by Hannah
07.27.05
Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Assclowns
07.21.05
Fun Comix Friday!!!
07.15.05
Love in a Time of Despair
07.09.05
Dear Mr. Bush
07.07.05
Float
07.01.05
How Bitterness Consumes the Self-Indulgent
06.28.05
The Beegie Adair Trio Play Songs of Love
06.25.05
Old Shit/New Shit
06.21.05
Open Thread
06.20.05
Film
06.15.05
Quiet Reflection
05.21.05
Useful
05.11.05
Shaolin Jedi Attack!
05.10.05
The "Web Blog" Craze Examined
05.10.05
Various Webloggy Topics
05.07.05
Risible
05.06.05
All Fired Up
03.18.05
Fun Neatness
03.18.05
Les Rapides des Péres
03.15.05
Poodlecise!
03.11.05
Story
03.11.05
No Tipping Allowed
02.23.05
Good Morning
02.23.05
New Hotness
02.22.05
Gimme Some Money
02.22.05
Dad Lets Me Drive Real Slow on the Driveway
02.08.05
My Dark Places
02.07.05
Six Cups of Coffee
02.07.05
The Kevin Tapes
01.21.05
From The Vault
01.20.05
Summertime In Wintertime
01.20.05
No Shame
01.19.05
The Nurturing Spider-Man
01.19.05
Audio
01.18.05
Audio
01.14.05
Seasonally Affected
01.09.05
18° F
01.08.05
Urge To Kill Rising
01.08.05
This Is The Last After Hours Entry
01.07.05
I Slept And Slept
01.07.05
Flight
01.04.05
2005
01.01.05
Stave It Off, 1-2-3
12.31.04
Another Year Closer To The Grave
12.31.04
Free To Be You And Me (But Not That Dork Ass Over There)
12.29.04
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey
12.29.04
Don't Make it Good, Make it Thursday
12.16.04
The Dread Spectre of Insomnia Has Been Replaced By the Dread Spectre of a Decent Night's Sleep
12.04.04
The Dread Spectre of Insomnia Has Once Again Caught Me in Its Inexorable Grip
11.19.04
The Sun Always Shines On TV
11.18.04
Weirdsmobile Theater
11.17.04
Home Movies
11.17.04
Love/Hate
11.12.04
Veteran's Day
11.11.04
Veteran's Day
11.11.04
A Curmudgeon's Prayer
11.10.04
What?
11.10.04
What It Sounds Like
11.10.04
Disclaimer
11.09.04
Drunken Stories
11.09.04
Jack Squat Accomplished!
11.08.04
Après Alcool
11.07.04
Try Not to Think About It
11.05.04
Tribes
11.04.04
Clean
11.04.04
Don't Make Me!
11.04.04
What!
11.04.04
Post-Election Fun!
11.04.04
Somebody Set Us Up the Bomb
11.03.04
Deep Dark Truthful Mirror
10.30.04
Handy Dandy Voting Info
10.29.04
Laffs
10.28.04
Fun
10.28.04
Political Humor
10.28.04
Asian Vote Rocked
10.27.04
Serenity Now
10.27.04
We Had It Once, We Ain't Got It Anymore
10.26.04
My Pitiful Discontent
10.25.04
For Your Slacking Convenience
10.21.04
Loved Ones Recall Local Man's Cowardly Battle With Meniere's Disease
10.20.04
Meniere's Have Heard the Glory of the Coming of Chronic Tinnitus, Vertigo & Hearing Loss
10.19.04
Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall!
10.18.04
Let's Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk About the Debate
10.14.04
Mr. Carlson Strikes Back
10.06.04
Attack of the Nucular Moolahs
10.01.04
Daily Fecal Coliform Bacteria Report
09.21.04
Fullerton, 1985
09.20.04
The State I Am In
09.16.04
Outrage Fatigue
09.14.04
What's Happening, Hot Stuff?
09.12.04
Workers' Control of the Means of Non-Production
09.10.04
Vincible
09.08.04
Falling Apart in South-Central Wisconsin
09.08.04
Trout Fishing in South-Central Wisconsin
09.02.04
Trout Fishing in South-Central Wisconsin
09.02.04
Starting Over in South-Central Wisconsin
09.01.04
There are Angels on the Streets of Berlin
08.30.04
Let's Get Happy!
08.30.04
Cute Baby vs. Famous English Author Dude
08.23.04
Let's Get Lost
08.23.04
¿(Hey Baby) Qué Pasó?
08.21.04
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
08.20.04
I'm Off...
08.10.04
My Huckleberry Friend
08.09.04
Neat
08.04.04
I Have Completed My Arduous Cross-Country Move and Am Ready to Begin Complaining About Yet Another City
08.04.04
Say You Miss Me
08.02.04
Now We Are Here
07.15.04
Update: Not Dead
07.14.04
Roll This Truckin' Convoy
06.25.04
More Drawrings!
06.25.04
Here Comes Your Man
06.21.04
Like, Three or Four Lists of Things
06.18.04
Just Don't Cross the Streams
06.15.04
In a World That's So Damn Mean
06.14.04
She's the Ish to Me
06.11.04
Things (& Stuff)
06.08.04
At the End of the Rainbow
06.04.04
Drawrings!
06.04.04
Super Sad
06.03.04
1 Day
06.03.04
2 Days
06.02.04
Remembering
05.31.04
Your Nervous Heart
05.31.04
We're All Mad Here
05.28.04
Super Fun Contest
05.28.04
9 Days
05.26.04
10 Days
05.25.04
11 Days
05.24.04
...But Sad Also
05.19.04
A Happy Clown Once More...
05.19.04
Ask the Mummified Remains of Soupy Sales
05.18.04
Let's Stay Together
05.18.04
I Can Read...Because of Syd
05.17.04
Blame It On The Three Buck Chuck Moon
05.17.04
In Lieu of Content
05.14.04
I've Just Got to Let You Know
05.10.04
Ill-Advised Product Name of the Week
05.04.04
Maple Surple
05.03.04
Mad City Dreaming
05.02.04
Cheddarhead Again
05.01.04
Dear Gosh Darn Diary
05.01.04
Haunted by the Ghost
04.26.04
I Am the Smallest Giant Ever
04.26.04
The Flower of My Heart is Opening Once More
04.20.04
My Heart Could Use Some Glasses
04.19.04
Where Was I?
04.17.04
King Dork of All Media
04.16.04
PSA
04.16.04
40mg Daily with Meals
04.15.04
In Memoriam: Asian Bastard
04.14.04
Daisuke & Monano
04.14.04
The Nurturing Spider-Man, Part V
04.13.04
I, the Waking
04.10.04
Did You Know???
04.07.04
The Secret of Youth: Senility
04.05.04
I Would Like Make Sex With Many Fine Hunies
04.02.04
Kick it Real Style with Steven Woodworth
04.02.04
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
04.01.04
Ill-Advised April Fool's Gags
04.01.04
B-Sides II
03.31.04
Wellbutrin Comix IV
03.31.04
Bowling Alone
03.30.04
B-Sides
03.30.04
Public Service Blogging
03.30.04
The Comedy Stylings of George W. Bush
03.26.04
198
03.12.04
198
03.12.04
The Saddest Song
03.08.04
Ellipsis
03.08.04
Welcome to the Limit
03.07.04
The Heat Will Rock You
03.07.04
Bakiwop '04
03.06.04
Somewhere, a Guy Who Just Spent 50 Hours Editing a 30-Second Lipstick Commercial Is Crying
02.24.04
Discombobulated
02.16.04
AMAZING-ly Bad Science Fiction #3
02.16.04
Happy Belated Birthday, Skattieboy
02.07.04
The Feeling Comes Shinin' Through
02.05.04
Bad Erotica #3
02.05.04
Cease and Desist, Charlie Brown!
02.03.04
Today's Extremely Important Entry
02.01.04
Dean's Powers Are Weak, Kerry's Are Superior
01.28.04
I'm Shocked, Shocked
01.22.04
Kerry Wins Iowa, Gephardt Out
01.20.04
I'm Scared
01.14.04
Your Guide to the Democratic Candidates
01.08.04
The Green Light
01.06.04
Very Important Poll
01.06.04
Fear of Falling
01.05.04
No Comment on the Irony of a "Pro-Family" Organization That Opposes Marriages
01.05.04
04
01.01.04
The Year of the Monkey
01.01.04
Happy God Damn 2004
12.31.03
Top Ten Numbers of 2003
12.31.03
Crappy Birthday: #35 in a Series
12.31.03
Merry Xmas
12.25.03
Christmas With Soupy
12.24.03
Hey, How's It Going?
12.22.03
Brush With Greatness
12.15.03
Santanic Rituals
12.11.03
What Up?
12.11.03
The Cheese Stands Alone
12.09.03
The Most God Damn Depressing Song Ever, Part Two
12.09.03
Slave to the Dysthym
12.07.03
Señor Don Gato es Mas Macho
12.06.03
B²: Weblog Breeder
12.03.03
The Most God Damn Depressing Song Ever, Part One
12.02.03
Netflix Sits on a Throne of Lies
12.01.03
Post-Turkey Stress Disorder
11.29.03
Weird Tales
11.29.03
Bitter Ex-Boyfriend Comix #2
11.25.03
To Punch a Cat
11.25.03
Bitter Ex-Boyfriend Comix #1
11.24.03
Living and Loving with Leader Desslok
11.23.03
Dis? or Dat?
11.21.03
Dis? or Dat?
11.21.03
West Side Illin'
11.21.03
Tedious Introspection Comix #4
11.21.03
Tedious Introspection Comix #3
11.20.03
Tedious Introspection Comix #2
11.19.03
How to Succeed at Failure, Part XXXIV
11.18.03
Tedious Introspection Comix #1
11.18.03
Great! - or - Suck!
11.14.03
Go Here Instead
11.14.03
The Heart Shaped Box That Is My Heart
11.14.03
Steve's Getting Funky!
11.13.03
National Crappy Novel Writing Month (NaCraNoWriMo)
11.12.03
Let Me Paint You With the Colors of My Heart
11.12.03
Thank You
11.11.03
That Old Familiar Song
11.11.03
Tonight, I Cried
11.11.03
B²'s Hot & Disturbing Beverage
11.10.03
To Live is to Love
11.10.03
Guilt: A Play in Two Panels
11.10.03
Sunday Comix
11.09.03
Tartar Control With Style
11.07.03
Now I Know How Rush Feels
11.05.03
Weblog Entry
11.05.03
Things I Can't Frickin' Stand #34,709
11.03.03
Sad Songs Say So Much
10.29.03
FTW?
10.28.03
¿Quién Tiene Más Flava?
10.28.03
Local News
10.24.03
Everybody's a Critic
10.24.03
Remembering Scary Eye Man
10.23.03
Pong Made Me Do It
10.23.03
Ed Wood
10.23.03
Remembering Rerun
10.23.03
Purge/Binge
10.22.03
¿Quién es Más Macho?
10.20.03
My Eyes! My Beautiful Eyes!
10.19.03
B²: Certified Apple Wrecknician
10.18.03
Freakless Friday
10.17.03
In My Day, We Bounced a White Pixel Back and Forth Across a Black Screen...and We Liked It!
10.17.03
Living and Loving With El DeBarge
10.16.03
Rain is Wet Because It's Made of Water
10.16.03
MeNoWriFoNaNoWriMo
10.16.03
MT-Blacklist
10.15.03
Jumping the Shark II
10.15.03
This Ear Thing
10.15.03
Stuff
10.15.03
Jumping the Shark
10.15.03
Bad Erotica #2
10.15.03
Love Plus One
10.14.03
Raise the Goblet of WALLY ROCK!
10.14.03
Thots
10.14.03
Extremely Important Topics #11,567: Supermarket Ceilings
10.13.03
B-Peat: Bad Erotica #1
10.13.03
It's Times Like This I Wish I Had CNN
10.12.03
Fresh
10.10.03
Wal-ly! Wal-ly! Wal-ly!
10.08.03
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